User:BananamanCarl77

J “Scooty” Scott, from the Great White North, is a Semi-Pro Softball player who went to school in Virginia. While in school, he became the first Maine citizen to take an intramural softball team to back to back quarter final appearances, the second while rehabbing a torn ACL and playing through the pain. Due to his excellent coaching, playing and scumbaggery, he has earned many nicknames. These include but are not limited to: Scooty, Scoots Magoots, the Maine man, Scummybags III, the bagginator, #scootsforlife, two legs, one leg, no legs, the Walkman, the hobbler, the kind of slim shady, best friend of the X man, and when hearing his favorite number “nice”.

Sources: J. Dewitt X, Hott Daddy Sizzle, and Da Bavy.