User:Xenolar27

Xenolar27 currently resides in New York City, where he frequently commits quantum suicide. He is of Russian-Jewish decent. His religious views are highly complicated. He greatly enjoys the presence of himself, yet not others. Politically, he is extremely liberal. He undoubtedly has many views which many find mildly disturbing and/or exceedingly unusual. His main interests revolve around mathematics and physics. As a hobby, he plays the piano. He is particularly fond of music that is highly mathematical. He greatly appreciates musical dissonance. Chaos is his second best friend. In his spare time he reads (he is, in fact, a bibliophile), attempts to conquer the world, behaves in a decidedly eccentric manner, and visits the AMNH. He similarly enjoys various strategy games. He is color blind, ambidextrous, and has obsessive-compulsive disorder. He despises warm weather and bright light. He has a preference for dark, absurdist, and satirical humor. He greatly appreciates all of Monty Python's films and sketches. He also happens to be a professional procrastinator. He would greatly enjoy being a recluse with a nocturnal schedule, yet various external factors prevent such. What a pity.

He is too lazy to write much more about himself. Although he is extremely opposed to pigeonholing and stereotyping, he finds it useful to categorize people via Jung. His own personal Jungian type lies between INTP and INTJ, yet he identifies with descriptions of the former slightly more than of the latter.

Some of his "pet peeves" include the Zodiac (and mass delusion in general), internet explorer, religious fanaticism, Monday mornings, and full-screen DVDs.

He is a strong supporter of String Theory and M-Theory, regardless of what the skeptics say. No, 11 dimensions were not invented to make the mathematical equations balance out. Xenolar27 does in fact believe that such dimensions have always existed, and shall continue to exist.

He has personally tested the Schrödinger's Cat Experiment on all of his relatively non-existent cats. Regardless of their existence, they are all simultaneously dead and alive at the same time, as predicted. Thus, he can not be charged with animal cruelty, even if the cats weren't semi-nonexistent.

NOTE: Xenolar27 is a sworn enemy of the Eater or Worlds, or rather, he who the mortals refer to as "Santa Claus." Xenolar27 is perhaps the only current resident of planet Earth who is fully aware of Santa's destructive capabilities. If you too are aware of such and are currently reading this, please contact Xenolar27. He has hopes to form a resistance movement against the inter-dimensional beast once and for all.

NOTE (AGAIN): Xenolar27 has decided to move all of his user-boxes to the discussion area, as he feels their presence to make his user page far too cluttered.