User:UnReaLyy/sandbox/JoeTheMoe vs Russia
JoeTheMoe[edit]
Date March 3rd 2022Location Soemy Суми (ukraine) Casaulties Russia ca. 600.000JoeTheMoe 0Result: after this terrible loss Russiadecided to pull back all troops in hopes to prevent further bloodshed
On March 3rd, the swedish warrior by the name of JoeTheMoe (also goes byJosephMoenolith) was deployed at the Russia–Ukraine border Soemy Суми. He single-handedly defeated all the russian troops and made his way into mainland russian.
Russia's advance halted to the sound of pokerchips being handled. Tanks stopped, soldiers did soon after, then the rest of the vehicles. As the officers pulled their binoculars to identify the menace the unrest was starting to take over the troops, that sound was too consistent, too experienced, carefully crafted upon hours and hours of soloq being played at inhuman times. The binoculars dropped. Soldiers ran for their lives to the sound of a weapong of mass destruction being unsheated. There was only one item in this world capable of making such a sound. It was too late now. Hundreds of thousands fell to the first strike of JoeTheMoe, the remaining survivors cowered terrified of what they had unleashed. Joe "yomo" The Moe had arrived to Ukraine 10 seconds ago.