User:Sissyneck

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Sissyneck

— Wikipedian —

This user is a male heterosexual PhD dropout from the Computer Engineering Department of Boğaziçi University. He is living and working in Innsbruck. He is guat at whatever he does. In other words, he is the best that there ever was.

Interests

His main interests in Wikipedia are correcting typos, styling errors and missing images. When it comes to article contribution; literature (mainly Turkish), popular music, cinema, urban sombreros and related trivia are his central subjects. Of course, he also revolves around a lot.

Talents

He is a talented drummer. He played in Sakareller, a great rock band from Turkey which definitely deserves to be heard of. He can hammer the shit out of the drum kit as if his life depended on it. And he also is hiding a banana. We'll find out where. [1]

Sexual orientation

He is single, he is thin and he is neat. And he gets along well with women. But he is not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Not at all. He often gets pretty chicks around the block just by uttering his famous pickup line which is quoted as "Baby, you must be a parking ticket because you got 'fine' written all over you." His most prominent fear is to wake up in the morning and find the chick around the block (mentioned above) still in his bed. And she wants to make him eggs! Aaaeaeaaa! [2]

Quotes

"Powerful." - Overpaid columnist

"Best of the best." - Quote whore

"Suh-weet." - Napoleon Bonamite

"The marine biologist." - George Louis Costanza [3]

"I've been outed! I wasn't even in!" - Jerome Seinfeld [4]

"Two halves can't make a whole without a hole!" - Glenn Quagmire [5]

"Feel free to say no to this, but, uhm... Would you shave my coin purse?" - Stewart Gilligan Griffin [6]

"Interesting.. Fascinating!" - Mr. Spock

"Why??..." - Captain Kirk

"Apparently, this Wikipedia contributor is a bit sissy." - Captain Obvious

Tags

This user comes from Turkey.

trBu kullanıcının ana dili Türkçedir.

en-5This user can contribute with a professional level of English.

prog-4This user is an expert programmer.

YAThis user is a young adult.

This user is male.

bandThis user plays in a band.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user celebrates shoegazing.

This user needs more cowbell.

ChatThis user has been chatting online with hot babes all day.

FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

This user likes geometry.

This user is interested in polyhedra.

$\sum _{k=1}^{\infty }{x^{k} \over k!}$This user loves problem solving.

SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

CurbThis user Curbs His Enthusiasm

This user is a drummer.