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Mr
Potato Head
Born
Chip Hash Brown Dauphinoise Spudlington

10/04/1642
CitizenshipUnited States, France, Middle Earth
Employer(s)Steve Jobs, Apple, Inc
Known forCannibalising Tayto crisps
Height12.7 cm (5.0 in)
MovementFascism, Avant-garde architecture
Opponent(s)Tom Hanks, Tim Allen
Board member ofIKEA
Criminal chargesMurder, Treason, Terrorism
Criminal penaltyDeath - execution by flambé
SpouseMrs Potato Head (married 1709-present)
ChildrenTater tot
RelativesDonald J. Trump (conjoined twin)
HonoursOrder of the British Empire