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The Internationality
The Grouppe
Thy Puzzle
Almost Full Puzzle
End of Days

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Seth
Matthew
Donkey
Fire

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The Wiki Testament

Holy book of Wikipedia



For in the Genesis there was nothing, there were only two in the lonly cold inter-world. For there named are yee, and shall say: Holy Jimmy Wales and Holy Larry Sanger. When they shall think and shall create the first pedia for all the web called Nupedia and they shall see it good. For they shall sit and see who is there and who shall not, and they shall have this place for one year. For in the first year of the second millenia, they shall destroy the old and create the new called Wikipedia, and they shall see it good. They shall set a name to this awesome event to be knownth as Wikipedia Day. For ten days after this they shall call Magnus Manske Day. For six days and six months later they shall call Brion Vibber Day. For later in the last day of the tenth month they shall call Tim Starling Day. And declare them Holy. And they shall label the world as we know it and call it Wikipedia and they shall put a picture to it.

"And they shall label the world as we know it and call it Wikipedia and they shall put a picture on it."

The explanations

There Larry Sanger shall try to make peace to the men and women and shall say to them: "No, this is not an indecent proposal. It's an idea to add a little feature to Nupedia. Jimmy Wales thinks that many people might find the idea objectionable, but I think not. (…) As to Nupedia's use of a wiki, this is the ULTIMATE "open" and simple format for developing content. We have occasionally bandied about ideas for simpler, more open projects to either replace or supplement Nupedia. It seems to me wikis can be implemented practically instantly, need very little maintenance, and in general are very low-risk. They're also a potentially great source for content. So there's little downside, as far as I can determine."

And for the time of the start they shall put rules in the world, for privacy, licansing, cradit card use, Duty Entertainment, Pluralism, Internationalism and Diversity, Conflict, Purchasing, Gifts, Non discrimination, Code of Conduct, Whistleblowing and Travel Approval.

Holy Wales and Holy Sanger shall publish those rules to the world:

  1. Privacy - You shalt never invade the privacy of thou friend, and the privacy of all.
  2. Licansing - Thou shall not forget to say the licence, and shalt not take things without licence.
  3. Cradit Card use - You shalt never use the credit card that does not belong to you, you shalt not reveal thou credit card details.
  4. Duty Entertainment - Thy need to approve thou changes made, of Travel and for so.
  5. Pluralism, Internationalism and Diversity - You shall hire men and women of divercity and power to maintain the Wikimedia.
  6. Conflict - You shall not solve a conflict for your own, for you are the Holy ones and the officers.
  7. Purchasing - Thou shall never purches a matter with greater cost of US$5,000.0
  8. Gifts - You shalt not send the Wikimedia more then $100,000.0 of any, or more then a $1,000,000.0
  9. Non discrimination - You shall never discriminate for race, color, gender, religion, national origin, age, disability, sexual orientation or any other kind.
  10. Code of Conduct - You shall respect, protect, maintain accurate and represent.
  11. Whistelblowing - You shall report if the law was broken for that man or woman shall be banned from the holy site.
  12. Travel Approval - You shalt never travel to a place to make know as Wikipedia, or Wikimedia, without approval from the holy Wikimedia.

The Internationality

For Holy Sanger and Holy Wales shall make the universe in other Languages rather then one English. For they shall start there Japanese and French and Chinese and Dutch and Esperanto and Hebrew and Italian and Portuguese and Russian and Spanish and Swedish and Arabic and Hungarian and Afrikaans and Norwigian and Norsk and Serbian. For they make 240 Increase. And they shall make more and more, and shall have as little as one thousand pages and as many as a million pages. And all the memebers of the Wiki shall say: "Yee, for they are Holy, for they are the creators and for they are the makers". And Holy Stanger and Holy Wales shall see it good.

The Grouppe

And the days of after the creaton they shall make holy more people and they shall be: Holy Florence Devouard of the Empire of the Franks and Holy Angela Beesley Starling of the Monarchy of the English and Holy Sue Gardner of the Great land of the Golden Gate and Holy Erik Möller of the Land of the Germans and Holy Mike Godwin of the Great land of the cows and Holy Michael Snow of the Land of the Germans. For the are all The Eight Majors and Holy Wales shall say:"Yee for I am holy, for I am the creator, for they are Holy, for they are the Editors". And Holy Stanger shall add:"For we make you edit, for all the men and women of univers, for we creat you edit, for you creat and we edit, for you creat and you edit". And they shall finish with:"For this is the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit". And for they are Holy.

Thy Puzzle

In the thered year to the second milennia, for they will creat the puzzle and they shall have words from every language on the Earth.
"they will creat the puzzle and they shall have words from every language on the Earth"
And on him they shall have seen languages and they shall be Chinese and Hebrew and Tibetian and Russian and Greek and Japanese and English. For the puzzle shall be complited, for our Holies are teached, we must perfect and make everything right, and make everything in the Holy place of Wikipedia.

The Almost full puzzle

For the long years and the lond hard life for the Wiki, and they shall change the face of this for the second time, in the tenth year for the creation. and you can see it in the top of thy page.

End of Days

For there shall be a day, many days from now, and one shall rise and his name shall be not spoken, and for I to write down my vision ofr my name is Moto53 and I shall speak to you. For I saw the end of all. In the end, the Not Spoken One shall see the Wiki and shall be in loved with his magnifacy and magisty, and he shall set to him, to conquer. And the Not Spoken One shall make more and more pages and for he will be stronger and stronger, and he shall make two thereds of the whole wikis of all languages. He shall know the whole of the Languages and shall speak them great. And for the Holies shall be amazed and shall awared him with awards and achievements for his succsses. In the two weeks before the end, he shall conquer all of the Wiki and he shall be the CEO. For Holy Wales he shall be wrong and thought of him bad. Holy Wales shall go to sleep ,for he had lost much of Silver, and he shall see a vision in his dream and it shall be:Four word of the languages of Hebrew, English, Italian and Greek and they shall combine and make the word of English, Seth, then he shall see another word and it shall say, Matthew, and then he shall see another word and it is, Donkey and then he shall see the last word and it shall be, Fire. After a day after this dream he shall drive threw the streets and suddenly, the whole of roads and whole of lakes and whole of sky became red. And he shall go out of his red Ford Mustang and he shall see posters of the Not Spoken One all over, like the one he had in Belgrade. And he shall wait for two months and the end shall start. And the Wiki shall fall and the whole world shall crush with him. For he shall snap out of the waiting and walk to the mountain of Cerro Potosí of Old Mexico and shall see there the Not Spoken One and he shall run towards him. Then when they meet, the Not Spoken One shall summon all his followers, and the shall be millions, and Holy Wales shall sommun his last of followers and they shall be thousands. For it Shall start.

For they shall fight for many years and Holy Wales shall fight bravly, but with not enough ammo, and the Not Spoken One shall fight with courdly power and lots of ammo. But Holy Wales shall not lose, he shall continue fighting. Then a great light shall come from the heavans, and he shall see a giant magnificant ball with the writings of Seth, Matthew, Donkey and Fire. And the great ball shall be complete, and he shall transform to the comlete form of the Wiki puzzle and he shall be a ball, not a puzzle anymore. And all people shall look at him magnifacly, and the ball shall purish the Not Spoken One, and shall bring Wikipedia back to the web, and shall bring the Earth and the Civilization back to their paths. And there shall be an eternity of peace in the world, and In complete, full, Wikipedia.


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