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Year Title Overall Rating Notes
1994–2004 Friends 10/10
2009–2018 The Middle 10/10
2012–2018 Nashville 10/10 (Seasons 1–4)
0/10 (Seasons 5–6)
2013–2017 Orphan Black 5/10
2017–2023 Riverdale 6/10
2022–present Severance 10/10

Season 5 (2021)[edit]

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771"Chapter Seventy-Seven: Climax"Pamela RomanowskyAce Hasan & Greg MurrayJanuary 20, 2021 (2021-01-20)T13.227010.63[2]

Betty and Jughead ask Charles to investigate the tape and Bret leads them to secret red-band screenings led by the Blue Velvet owner, David. Betty and Kevin deliver a homemade snuff film to gain her ticket to the screening. David spots it as a fake and Betty must give him the snuff film of her father as a child. KO Kelly comes to town to go up against Archie in a boxing match for one of them to be admitted into the Naval Academy; Archie loses. Toni tells Cheryl amid their prom queen campaign that her grandmother is not accepting of her dating a Blossom. Betty sneaks Jughead in the rave. They find several snuff films being shown containing the gang and Jellybean in attendance. At prom, Archie tells Veronica about his and Betty's kiss and they break up. During prom, a livestream of the masked gang is played killing a masked owl at the video store, later revealed to be David. Cheryl and Toni do not go home together following prom. Veronica returns home and tells her parents of Archie's unfaithfulness, and Hiram overhears. Archie returns home to find a videotape that shows a recreation of his encounter with the Black Hood.

782"Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Preppy Murders"Gabriel CorreaJanine Salinas Schoenberg & Devon TurnerJanuary 27, 2021 (2021-01-27)T13.227020.52[3]

Archie wrestles with emotions after he watches the videotape and is told by Mary that George Augustine and his son are asking Archie to write a letter to negotiate for a lesser sentence for killing Fred. Jughead and Betty discover that Bret has been murdered in prison. They suspect David killed Bret, but later find that he had been hanged in the Lodge's cabin. Cheryl attempts to persuade the Blossom Maple Board to construct a sanctuary for the Uktena tribe so that she can be with Toni, but they refuse. So, Penelope kills them while Cheryl and Toni are out of town. The Molloy family attacks Veronica, but Hermosa steps in to kill them. Veronica and Hermosa, along with Hermione, devise a plan to force Hiram into retirement. Hermione later decides to divorce Hiram. Another tape arrives at Betty's house showing the auteur making their way inside. Betty and Jughead figure out that Charles is behind the recent murders of Bret, Joan, and David and confront him. They suspect that he is the auteur, but, after questioning Jellybean, Betty and Jughead realize that she and her friends had been making the videotapes because she was upset that Jughead was leaving town.

793"Chapter Seventy-Nine: Graduation"Gabriel CorreaRoberto Aguirre-SacasaFebruary 3, 2021 (2021-02-03)T13.227030.54[4]

With graduation approaching, Archie learns that he will have to repeat his senior year. However, Principal Weatherbee still allows him to walk with his classmates. With Jellybean being exposed as the voyeur, FP makes the decision to move back to Toledo with Gladys. The gang graduates while Archie makes a decision to join the Army after he struggles with the absence of Fred. FP and Jellybean depart, and the Riverdale High Students bury a time capsule. Meanwhile, Cheryl decides not to attend college and breaks up with Toni. Archie announces to the gang that he is leaving for the Army and they say their final goodbyes the next day, before swearing they would meet a year from that day. After Archie leaves, the gang quickly stops talking. Veronica vacations with Hermione before college. Betty tells Jughead about kissing Archie. Jughead moves out of the Cooper house after Betty leaves for Yale and squats in Archie's house before it is sold. He then moves into the bunker until college begins. One year from their final goodbyes, Jughead goes to Pop's to meet Archie, Betty, and Veronica, but they do not show. He notes that it was ultimately six more years before the gang reunited, brought back together by another mystery.

804"Chapter Eighty: Purgatorio"Steven A. AdelsonRoberto Aguirre-SacasaFebruary 10, 2021 (2021-02-10)T13.227040.48[5]

After seven years away from Riverdale, Archie returns home to find Toni performing with Fangs and Sweet Pea in what was formerly La Bonne Nuit, and now the Whyte Wyrm. Toni shows Archie around town, where he realizes that Hiram is trying to clear out Riverdale for his benefit. Meanwhile, Betty is training with the FBI in Quantico, Virginia, and has been having vivid nightmares about being held captive by the Trash Bag Killer—a result of a mission that went horribly wrong for her. Veronica is seen celebrating her wedding anniversary with her husband, Chad, who is found to be controlling of where she chooses to work. He wants them to start a family, but Veronica does not want to put her ambitions on hold. In New York, Jughead's girlfriend moves out because she realizes that his novel is more important to him. Back in Riverdale, Cheryl has been rebuffing Toni's advances for years as she has been hiding out in Thornhill with Nana Rose. Archie and Toni return to Pop's to find Betty, Jughead, and Veronica, all having been receptive to the phone calls from Archie. Meanwhile, Lynette "Squeaky" Fields, a waitress from Pop's, decides to leave Riverdale and hitches a dangerous ride to California, as Jughead ominously narrates that she never will arrive in California.

815"Chapter Eighty-One: The Homecoming"Steven A. AdelsonMichael GrassiFebruary 17, 2021 (2021-02-17)T13.227050.59[6]

After returning home, the gang soon realizes that Riverdale High is in danger of losing its funding due to teachers and students defecting to Stonewall Prep. Betty returns home to find Alice and the twins, but stumbles upon Polly sneaking in late at night. Polly claims to have been working in a nightclub, but Archie sees her with the Ghoulies and suspects that she is using drugs. Betty confronts Polly but Alice shuts her down. Archie and Betty, along with some of the Serpents, raid the Andrews house and find evidence to send them to jail. Betty and Archie clean up the mess and have sex in the shower. Meanwhile, Jughead dodges debt collectors as he still faces writer's block. He asks Tabitha for a job waiting tables at Pop's. Veronica realizes Chad is having her followed and has frozen their bank accounts. Archie persuades Betty, Jughead, and Veronica to become temporary teachers at Riverdale High so that doors will be able to stay open. Riverdale High is later privatized, being funded by Cheryl, and Hiram dissolves Riverdale's township. Elsewhere, Polly, having run away after fighting with Betty, is seen being chased by a truck.

826"Chapter Eighty-Two: Back to School"Gabriel CorreaAriana JacksonFebruary 24, 2021 (2021-02-24)T13.227060.60[7]

The gang begins their first day as Riverdale High’s newest teachers while Hiram and Reggie struggle to find ways to keep the town suffering. Polly has been missing for several days and Toni tells Betty that Polly had been meeting up with a trucker for sex at a sketchy truck stop. Betty and Alice follow a lead from the trucker and find Polly’s belongings on the side of the Lonely Highway. Meanwhile, Archie asks Veronica to fund the football team as Chad visits town. Doris Bell now works as an informant to both Cheryl and Hiram and tells Cheryl that Toni reinstated the Vixens and Hiram that Archie has started the football team. Veronica looks to open a jewelry store at the former Blue Velvet Video and Betty and Archie struggle with finding places to hook up unbeknownst to Jughead. Tabitha helps Jughead with his book, and leads him to an old man who tells him about how his friends were abducted by aliens known as the Moth Men who live in the woods off of the Lonely Highway. Alice, Betty, and Kevin ping Polly’s cell phone leading to a discovery in Swedlow Swamp. Jughead alerts Archie to the fact that fires have been started outside their house.

837"Chapter Eighty-Three: Fire in the Sky"Gabriel CorreaTed SullivanMarch 10, 2021 (2021-03-10)T13.227070.52[8]

Betty, Alice, and Kevin take a body that they found in Swedlow Swamp to the morgue. Dr. Curdle Jr. is unable to identify the body, and Betty suspects it is the body of Margaret, a woman who went missing years ago. However, Margaret’s body is recovered days later. Meanwhile, Veronica enlists her students to help build her jewelry store while funneling money back into Riverdale’s economy. Hiram, however, tries to deconstruct her plan. Archie receives a visit from Corporal Jackson just as he is reinstating the Riverdale Fire Department. Cheryl and Toni agree to coach the Vixens together, but they butt heads. Jughead and Tabitha continue to investigate the Moth Men and find that Nana Rose has kept a disfigured corpse of one of the Moth Men in a maple barrel for several decades. They unpack the corpse in the kitchen at Pop’s. During the graveyard shift, Jughead sees a bright light outside of Pop’s. His mind goes blank, and he can’t remember what happened after that. The corpse from the kitchen is gone the next day. As Betty comes to realize more women are missing from nearby towns, she begins to suspect a serial killer is on the loose.

848"Chapter Eighty-Four: Lock & Key"Rachel TalalayArabella AndersonMarch 17, 2021 (2021-03-17)T13.227080.45[9]

Jughead struggles with his possible alien encounter, and Tabitha comforts him. He later also sees an alien-type hallucination while teaching at Riverdale High and also after having a bath at the house. Kevin and Fangs decide to abandon their open relationship and announce to the gang that they are engaged and helping Toni raise her child. However, Kevin struggles with committing to Fangs. Cheryl is saddened by the announcement and decides to host a key party at Thornhill. At the party, Archie and Chad squabble, which causes Veronica to file for divorce. Cheryl reveals to a disinterested Toni that she built a nursery so that they could raise the child together. Archie and Betty end their sexual relationship and Archie and Veronica rekindle their romance. Kevin calls off his engagement with Fangs and Cheryl shares a passionate moment with Minerva. Betty and Alice receive a call from Polly, claiming to be at a phone booth off of the Lonely Highway. When they arrive, the phone booth is dismantled and covered in blood.

859"Chapter Eighty-Five: Destroyer"Rob SeidenglanzAce HasanMarch 24, 2021 (2021-03-24)T13.227090.46[10]

Archie and Veronica struggle to keep the Bulldogs’ spirit alive after they lose several games. Betty receives a call from Glen about the blood discovered on the destroyed phone booth; and it is a match to Polly. Betty struggles with realizing that Polly is most likely dead, and tells Alice that Polly’s blood was not a match. Meanwhile, Jughead realizes a student in his class may have had encounters with the Moth Men. However, the student leaves town with his parents. Betty and Jughead visit Old Man Dreyfus off of the Lonely Highway, and he is convinced that Polly had an encounter with the Moth Men. Kevin decides to go back to cruising, but hits a roadblock. The Bulldogs face the Stonewall Stallions, and receive a small victory when they score for the first time in the season. Betty goes to the truck stop to save girls and get justice for Polly. Back at home, Betty finds Glen, who tells Alice that Polly’s blood was a match.

8610"Chapter Eighty-Six: The Pincushion Man"Gabriel CorreaChrissy MaroonMarch 31, 2021 (2021-03-31)T13.227100.49[11]

Betty discovers Glen is writing a dissertation about the Cooper family while Alice and Betty discover that Juniper and Dagwood may be victim to the family’s darkness. Archie learns he may have been sent on a dirty mission just as he and Kevin prepare for Parent Teacher Night. Hiram and Reggie prepare to buy the Blossom Maple Groves from Cheryl, who refuses. Jughead and Tabitha share a moment at Pop’s. Jughead convinces Tabitha to watch over him as he takes psychedelic maple mushrooms to help him write his novel. She reluctantly agrees after Jessica comes to town. Hiram intentionally causes a break out at the prison. Charles and Chic arrive at the Cooper house to be married by Alice. When Glen arrives, they decide to play a game of “the Pincushion Man”. Juniper is told to stab Glen, but Betty does so instead before violently stabbing Chic and causing Charles to get shot. Veronica hits a roadblock in her divorce. Reggie sets fire to the maple groves and Jughead experiences a horrifying drug trip. The FBI decides to move the case upstate, and Betty takes matters into her own hands. Tabitha returns to the bunker to find bloody handprints on a completed copy of Jughead’s novel.

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