User:D-Rock/Storytelling

Inspired by Wikipedia:Sandbox/Storytelling, but completely disgusted by its content, here is my storytelling page.

Rules

1. Add five words. Each time you add something, add exactly five words. Add punctuation as neccessary to make the story make sense, but only five words.
2. Avoid negation. Anything that was added before your addition is true for your addition.
3. Don't be an ass. If you think this is a stupid idea, go away, do something else, thanks for stopping by. Don't write something inane nor try to derail the story.

Also

Contribute as often as you like, but try to leave enough time (or other authors) between each time you post. Don't contribute twice in a row. Feel free to wikify.

Story

He was very good at