User:Doublediapason

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My crowning achievement up to this point: arranging the American news stations by state.

The foreseeable future has now arrived. This page has entered its third phase, consisting of extremely minor adjustments made at various points in time. This page was designed by I.M. Pei. Can't you tell? (For more information, click here.)

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See here? It's the picture of the day. But I'll bet you already figured that out...

Picture of the day The Douglas fir (Pseudotsuga menziesii) is an evergreen conifer species in the pine family, Pinaceae, which is native to western North America. The trees grow to a height of around 20 to 100 metres (70 to 330 feet) and commonly reach 2.4 metres (8 feet) in diameter. The largest coast Douglas firs regularly live for more than 500 years, with the oldest specimens more than 1,300 years old. The cones are pendulous and differ from true firs as they have persistent scales. The cones have distinctive long, trifid (three-pointed) bracts, which protrude prominently above each scale. The cones become tan when mature, measuring 6 to 10 centimetres (2+1⁄2 to 4 inches) long for coastal Douglas firs. This photograph shows a young female cone of the variety Pseudotsuga menziesii var. glauca (Rocky Mountain Douglas-fir), cultivated near Keila, Estonia.Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus

About me, CliffsNotes version

This user has visited 12 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia.12 This user is proud to be a United States citizen. This user lives in the U.S. State of Oklahoma. This user is an Eagle Scout.

This user's favourite animal is the Tiger, regardless of shape, colour, size, etc.! This user is a member of the United Methodist Church. s....BOOMER!!! RThis user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punkS

Too many userboxesThis user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! This user's favorite color is navy blue. This user supports the Galactic Empire.

Wikipedia:Babel en-us -NThis user is a native speaker of American English. sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great? BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit. en-GB -2This user has an intermediate understanding of British English. fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français. de-1Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. Search user languages

Places I've reached through the ubx I've created or had a hand in creating (American states & foreign countries)

About me, specific version

Regarding Movies... AvatarThis user sees you. This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse. This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself. "Surely this user can't be serious?" This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. This user likes his Martinis shaken, not stirred. This user sends regards, signed... From Russia with Love. This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Kill BillThis user owns a Hattori Hanzo sword. (the handle is ivory, like Patton’s revolver) V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof! Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything... This user "has come to America to make movie-film". This user always respects the Departed. This user believes that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system. This user accepts the alias Pink. A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! STAR WARSThis user is a Star Wars fan. This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. This user is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. Regarding Other Animals... Remember that tiger box at the top? It still applies! What follows are animals that I really like, but still don't come remotely close to tigers. Unfortunately, there are a lot of "Favorite" boxes and not a lot of "Like" boxes. This user's favourite animal is the Grey wolf. ‍ This user's favourite animal is the Jaguar. This user's favourite animal is the Grizzly Bear. This user's favorite animal is the raccoon.

Regarding TV... CSIThis user follows the evidence. CSIThis user follows the evidence. CSIThis user follows the evidence. fan-3 This user wholeheartedly believes that Grey's Anatomy is the worst television program that has/does/ever will exist. fan-2 This user thinks that American Idol is a hideous TV series. NCISThis user deserves a smack upside the head. (call me probie, and I kill you) MaggieThis user attended the Ayn Rand School for Tots. PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTHThis user would never hurl you into the sun unless you were already having been going to do that! ATHFThis user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. DJThis user wishes they had a Dirty Job. MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own! J!This user phrases responses in the form of a question. This user is a proud fan of Are You Being Served? ...and I am unanimous in that! LSThis user watches the Late Show with David Letterman TPIRThis user watches The Price Is Right! This user doesn't want a snuffed torch in Survivor. This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race. STOP!This user wants to Press Their Luck. STAR TREKDoublediapason is a fan of Star Trek.ST This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.YA RLY デス ノートThis user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals. KWTV This user is a viewer of KWTV CBS 9, Oklahoma City. Regarding History... This user is interested in World War II. This user is interested in naval warfare. This user knows that battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms! This user supports the United States Navy. This user is interested in military aircraft and their history. This user loves RMS Titanic. This user is interested in Ancient Rome. I warned you what would happen if you strayed too far. If you still wish for a way out, click here.

Regarding Food/Drink... This user is an omnivore. This user loves cake. (German chocolate cake, mind you) This user prefers fudge-like brownies. This user prefers dark chocolate This user loves spaghetti. This user likes Ice cream. This user loves hamburgers. This user lives for black olive pizza. This user dreams primarily in terms of Italian sausage pizza. This user knows that MREs owe his famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff. (wasn't all that bad...) This user loves to eat pineapples. This user loves oranges. This user likes waffles. This user is a cereal killer. This user drinks hot chocolate. This user drinks water regularly. TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea. (or a hot mug of mint medley) This user drinks orange juice. This user drinks milk. This user drinks Coca-Cola Regarding Sports... OKCThis user is a fan of the Oklahoma City Thunder LADThis user is a fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers NEThis user is a fan of the New England Patriots. DENThis user is a fan of the Denver Broncos. NAVYThis user is a fan of the Navy Midshipmen. (also mind the OU box at the top) Regarding Computers... This user thinks an explorer can't be better than a fox! This user's Internet service provider is Cox Communications. This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary e-mail service. @This user does not wish to disclose his email or screen name. This user uses Google as a primary search engine. Regarding Whatever... "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it." – George Bernard Shaw (above was, at the time, the 100th userbox added to this page) Quoth this user, "Nevermore." This user reads The New York Times.

Regarding Wiki... 200+This user has made more than 200 contributions to Wikipedia. 132 ubxsThis user has 132 userboxes. This user participates in WikiProject PipeOrgan. This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain. This user has a zero tolerance policy on vandalism. According to the stats... This editor is a Novice Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge. Regarding Grammar... ANAL 5This user is incredibly stringent with professional grammar. snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck. with, at, in, for, to...This user has no opinion about ending a sentence with a preposition. man- kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. . TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop. its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. …This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... ,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying. ’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. "...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation." Regarding Games... This user is a lottery player. This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?) This user enjoys playing poker. This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation. cvg-4This user is an expert gamer. This user prefers to play games on a PC. PS2This user plays games on the PlayStation 2. Regarding Time... It is 21:34:06 on June 5, 2024, according to the server's time and date. This user observes Daylight Saving Time. (If you're trapped, this is a little courtesy to show how long you've been here)