Wikipedia:Seven-millionth topic pool

This is the pool for guessing what the seven-millionth article's name will be. Please see Wikipedia:Millionth topic pool for reference. Everyone is allowed a maximum of three votes. Voting will close upon the creation of the 6,990,000th article. The current number of articles in the English Wikipedia is 6,824,582. If your vote doesn't belong in any of the current categories, just add it in.

Science and technology

• Y2222K crisis, excessive number of 2's make computers fail on 2022/02/22 @ 22:22:22.22 Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 22:22, 22 December 2016 (UTC)

More like Y2K2: 2222 Hecseur (talk) 14:43, 5 September 2018 (UTC)

Fine, Y2K2: Revenge of the 2. Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 22:22, 22 February 2020 (UTC)

​Y2K2: Electric boogaloo. Opal|zukor^(discuss) 08:33, 15 January 2021 (UTC)

22 early. Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 22:22, 12 February 2022 (UTC)

• iPhone 13

  Nope. Already made. RteeeeKed (talk) 19:38, 13 October 2021 (UTC)

• iPhone 15 Pro Max Bluejaehee 6:05 PM, January 16, 2020
• Portland crisis. It's so ambiguous that it has a better chance than most other things. ~~ NineFiveSeven 15:19, 24 January 2020 (UTC)
  • This actually sort of happened with the Trump admin.’s response to George Floyd protests in Portland, Oregon. Not quite at 7m yet though. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 23:39, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
• Impact of the COVID-19 Pandemic on the rollout of 5G communications in Canada -- aaPle (talk) 02:16, 9 September 2020 (UTC)
• A mathematical or scientific equation, formula, relationship, etc. --User101010 (talk) 05:18, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
• Ünününium Valehd (talk) 21:14, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

  Which, apparently, could be a band name (seeing the number of ¨s) Alfa-ketosav (talk) 18:49, 5 June 2023 (UTC)

• iPhone Shower FloatingKotori (talk) 08:30, 30 March 2022 (UTC)
• Some spieces article.-Nizil (talk) 10:52, 13 December 2022 (UTC)
• Alien invasion of Idaho, March 15 2024. Hiding T 12:56, 20 April 2023 (UTC)
• Union Pacific takeover of Los Angeles and San Bernardino Counties Redoct87 (talk) 18:49, 6 February 2024 (UTC)

Television, movies, and pop culture

• Clint Eastwood returns to direct and star in next summer's blockbuster smash, The Outlaw Jimmy Wales RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 22:39, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
• Franklin finally gets his turn in the spotlight in I'm Gonna Pop a Cap in Yo' Ass, Charlie Brown RadioKAOS / Talk to me, Billy / Transmissions 22:39, 7 December 2014 (UTC)
• Pong: The Movie 85.76.68.148 (talk) 07:07, 1 October 2018 (UTC)
• Vlad the Impaler in video games 85.76.80.251 (talk) 13:12, 8 October 2018 (UTC)
• The Emoji Movie 2 Directed by Michael Bay
• Emoji Movie 2: The revenge of stickers
• Emoji Movie 3: The memes strike again
• Emoji Movie 4: The GIF's vengeance
• Campaign Trail (2021 film) A retelling of the 2016 presidential campaign in a universe where it was actually important. Let's see how wrong that one will be. Matthieueagan (User talk:Matthieueagan 01:53, June 24, 2018 (UTC)
• Battle for Dream Island (series), Inamminte Insanity (series), Brawl of the Objects, and Challenge to Win - let's see what happens.

OSC member, Another Wiki User the 2nd (talk) 13:28, 14 June 2020 (UTC)

• Non-notable Indian low-quality home-made film. Koridas 📣 07:09, 16 July 2020 (UTC)
• B (art piece) an evocative art piece based on the red capital B emoji. Hecseur (talk) 17:51, 28 July 2020 (UTC)
• Red Ball (video game series) as an avid speedrunner of the original Red Ball, I have to make this my choice. Skarmory (talk • contribs) 23:34, 28 January 2021 (UTC)
• an erotic story about horses. very epic. Bigboykrank (talk) 05:03, 24 February 2021 (UTC)
• Some movie about an event in the 2000/10s Redoct87 (talk) 18:49, 6 February 2024 (UTC)

• [Meme of The Millenium] ScienceFan66
• Will be about some albums we've never heard of. Maybe an album in mid-2010s or in 2021/2022. DuyWilliam1985 (talk)
• Dragon Ball Super: The Crucifixion of Mr. Popo (movie) Valehd (talk) 21:11, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
• A random K-pop girl group, possibly produced by JYP. FloatingKotori (talk) 08:52, 30 March 2022 (UTC)
• Taylor Swift album Hiding T 12:57, 20 April 2023 (UTC)
• List of all the people in the entire frickin' world Supernintendoman128 (talk) 02:01, 19 July 2023 (UTC) (forgot to log in while typing this, i did write it)
• Toy Story 8 QuicoleJR (talk) 15:43, 20 March 2024 (UTC)

Sports

• 2030 Robots vs Humans Football World Championship, held in Uruguay. --NaBUru38 (talk) 18:36, 21 October 2018 (UTC)
• The Ho-ha in Doha Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 17:18, 4 January 2021 (UTC)

Olympic French controversy (controverse Olympique de la chiminie). Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 03:46, 13 February 2022 (UTC)

• 2024 St. Thomas Tommies football team MainPeanut (talk) 18:43, 11 February 2021 (UTC)
• Solomon Islands-North Macedonia 3:2(Final of the 2022 FIFA World Cup)

--Pitohui202 (talk) 22:23, 28 March 2022 (UTC)

• 2022 FIFA World Cup media availability in North Korea --Misc Practice (talk) 01:55, 12 December 2022 (UTC)

People

• A biography of a living person, maybe Asian.--MaoGo (talk) 10:22, 24 January 2020 (UTC)
• Some random soccer player with like, 5 professional appearances. Almy (talk) 02:20, 28 February 2020 (UTC)

  Exactly, so many times when i click "random article" a football player, or a football match appears Abdullah raji (talk) 13:05, 5 December 2023 (UTC)

• Some Indian person, possibly a politician —  Melofors  TC  05:42, 22 March 2020 (UTC)

  This one's very original Hecseur (talk) 17:51, 28 July 2020 (UTC)

• Biography of a scientist, created as part of the Women in Red initiative. This submission is very original as well. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 23:38, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
• a biography of an entertainer. --User101010 (talk) 05:20, 6 July 2021 (UTC)
• Evan P. Keeler, the autobiographer of Jeff Bezos’s great-grandfather. Misc Practice (talk) 02:17, 19 June 2022 (UTC)
• a 1900s US politician Hiding T 13:00, 20 April 2023 (UTC)
• Some obscure YouTuber QuicoleJR (talk) 21:25, 24 April 2023 (UTC)

Philosophy and Religion

• Cult of the Tomatohead 194.251.18.212 (talk) 06:05, 25 August 2018 (UTC)
• Slothism X-Editor (talk) 08:13, 25 December 2020 (UTC)

Species

• fhityahua simipautuolo It will be some obscure one line stub about some species. WikiOriginal-9 (talk) 17:29, 4 October 2016 (UTC)
• Some stupid plant.-Ich (talk) 12:20, 21 January 2021 (UTC)
• Some obscure specie of mollusk. Nervelita (talk) 06:21, 7 June 2023 (UTC)

  Sikibid (Gyatt) rizzensis Probably some iDIOT moth species with in a genus with like 10 gazillion species made by some random fictional italian lawyer with like 5 views per yer Abdullah raji (talk) 09:50, 23 December 2023 (UTC)

Politics

• Hillary Clinton presidential campaign, 2020 (just a guess) --Proud User (talk) 19:30, 27 February 2016 (UTC)

No. We are not doing this again. (of course you wrote this before knowing that Trump clobbered her in the Electoral College) Sagittarian Milky Way (talk) 03:25, 22 December 2016 (UTC)

• Ivanka Trump presidential campaign, 2028 My guess, if English survives. RafChem (talk) 21:08, 20 December 2016 (UTC)
• Florida's 28th congressional district HotdogPi 21:58, 2 February 2018 (UTC)
• Kanye West presidential campaign, 2020 (currently a redirect as of 18:30, 29 May 2018 (UTC)) — pythoncoder  (talk | contribs) 18:30, 29 May 2018 (UTC)
  • Already created with several hundred thousand articles to go. Time to use my second vote, I guess. —pythoncoder (talk | contribs) 23:33, 4 December 2020 (UTC)
• 2019 US annexation of Canada 50.250.195.97 (talk) 19:08, 19 October 2018 (UTC)

  That did not happen. Filler txt (talk) 23:23, 13 August 2023 (UTC)

• Nuclear arsenal of the Gambia Because everyone and their granddad is going to start building atomic weapons. Typhlosionator (talk) 12:45, 5 March 2020 (UTC)
• Barron Trump Presidential Administration MarylandGeoffrey (talk) 01:56, 31 March 2020 (UTC)
• Admission of Puerto Rico as a state. Koridas 📣 07:11, 16 July 2020 (UTC)
• Britney Spears presidential campaign, 2028 X-Editor (talk) 07:02, 7 February 2021 (UTC)
• An article about a largely irrelevant internet slapfight, in which all the sources are written by participants in said slapfight, as it's so irrelevant there are no secondary sources available Rhythdybiau (talk) 19:31, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
• Some obscure politician who believes in something that's actually just one of the two parties disguised under several labels. --144.121.57.122 (talk) 16:12, 19 April 2021 (UTC)
• 2022 Wyoming grass scandal - Realmaxxver - 19:40, 11th July 2021 (UTC)
• Anarcho-Monarchist Party --Alesjif (talk) 02:21, 28 October 2021 (UTC)

  Influence of the Political Compass subreddit on American culture The Midnite Wolf (talk) 15:35, 15 September 2022 (UTC)

• Witchcraft and Wizardry in Iranian Politics Valehd (talk) 21:25, 28 March 2022 (UTC)
• Fourth impeachment of Donald Trump -- User101010 (talk) 01:05, 16 December 2022 (UTC)
• 2023 Russian annexation of Belarus -- QuicoleJR (talk) 21:24, 24 April 2023 (UTC)

  Welp, there goes that guess. QuicoleJR (talk) 15:41, 20 March 2024 (UTC)

• 2026 Jejuan independence referendum Redoct87 (talk) 18:49, 6 February 2024 (UTC)

Other

Seven-millionth topic pool winner 77.221.89.89 (talk) 17:30, 26 October 2021 (UTC)

• Waridaad, Somaliland - some minor town/place in some country --Pithon314 (talk) 16:38, 4 January 2021 (UTC)
• Bon Accord, New Brunswick - random town without an article Skarmory (talk • contribs) 17:33, 10 February 2021 (UTC)
• Village in Sri Lanka —  Melofors  TC 10:25, 9 August 2022 (UTC)
• The Twitterese language Rhythdybiau (talk) 19:33, 9 March 2021 (UTC)
• Bratislava LRT FloatingKotori (talk) 09:01, 30 March 2022 (UTC)
• Battle for Dream Island: a web series that is a reality show which consists of 20 inanimate objects all battling for the island of luxuries, contain 1 square mile, a 5-star hotel, Restaurants, Robot services, an amusement park, a skate park and a pool.
• A non-political news event, in Asia Pinkslimo (talk) 01:36, 11 January 2023 (UTC)
• An article about the Adult Swim small, Opal, released on Halloween of 2021. Filler txt (talk) 00:09, 9 April 2023 (UTC)
• List of Numbers beginning with the number 7 Ravenclawjedi42 (talk) 18:52, 30 October 2023 (UTC)

Nonsense/Vandalism

Legitimacy (political) will be moved to Legitness (political), signifying that the decay of the English language is in its final stages. RafChem (talk) 21:04, 20 December 2016 (UTC)

• Forgot to sign this one too. RafChem (talk) 21:04, 20 December 2016 (UTC)
  • And then it will be moved to Legity (politness), completing the process of the decay. 85.76.68.148 (talk) 06:59, 1 October 2018 (UTC)
    • Then to Legit (polity), completing the completion of the decay. Alfa-ketosav (talk) 19:32, 10 January 2021 (UTC)
• It could also be another dumb meme. Yay! I used all my guesses! RafChem (talk) 21:09, 20 December 2016 (UTC)
• Error: the date or year parameters are either empty or in an invalid format, please use a valid year for year, and use DMY, MDY, MY, or Y date formats for date, certainly the best name for an article about anything Hecseur (talk) 14:40, 5 September 2018 (UTC)
• Attack page 85.76.68.148 (talk) 05:25, 1 October 2018 (UTC)
• Biography of a living person 85.76.68.148 (talk) 05:25, 1 October 2018 (UTC)
• Bruno Powroznik II: Return of the King We'll finally get to find out what he was on about the whole time. Typhlosionator (talk) 12:57, 5 March 2020 (UTC)
• Heil Führer Hitler Pro-Nazi propaganda created by a sock puppet account, speedied. –User456541 18:55, 29 July 2020 (UTC)
• Red link example will accidentally be created by an administrator. Maka (talk · contribs) 18:36, 29 September 2020 (UTC)
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Thing User (talk) 18:03, 25 January 2021 (UTC)
• Why the color green is actually equal to the numbers of the british royal clowns within the residence of world famous Burundian author Britney Spears Reda84100 (talk) 14:30, 5 May 2021 (UTC)
• Hacker-vandal bypassing the title blacklist to create page Littleb2009 is a fuck. (Hey, I have the right to poke fun at myself.) --Littleb2009 (^she/_her) (talk • contribs) 18:32, 4 June 2021 (UTC)

  Actually, I just realized that even a normal vandal could create that page if they take the time to wait for autoconfirmed. Most vandals don't. --littleb2009 (^she/_her) (talk • contribs) 00:05, 17 June 2021 (UTC)

• hahahahaha poop stinky hahahaha with the page content consisting of the word "poop" over and over again because of course it will. RteeeeKed (talk) 19:37, 13 October 2021 (UTC)
• A one-to-one recreation of a troll edit of the Wikipedia article of the Whopper. Filler txt (talk) 00:09, 9 April 2023 (UTC)
• A picture of a female stripper with the words get down copy-pasted a thousand times. and it makes it to featured image of the day somehow. Filler txt (talk) 00:09, 9 April 2023 (UTC)
• Wikipedia:Haha, the 7 millionth page is just a basic "WP:BLAH" humor page - Dents (talk 🖂) 11:42, 28 December 2023 (UTC)