User:Trailerthroat

In the forty two years since I'd met her, my wife had never been any more stunned than by my announcement in the New Year that Glasgow surely looked best at night. She asked me which part of Glasgow I meant. And I said I couldn't remember. You see, I hadn't been back to Glasgow since 1903. 107 years ago. A lot has probably changed in Glasgow since 1903. Who remembers street names for 107 years, for cock's sake? I can't remember where I fucking meant, beyond just "Glasgow". My wife can just fuck off sometimes.