User:The Fat Man Who Never Came Back/Great deeds

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Best birthday ever[edit]

Other Memorabilia[edit]

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Artist's impression of forces that might make the Fat Man implode inappropriately
This user supports The Fat Man Who Never Came Back for arb, and has it on good authority that he is quite the handsome fella IRL. Either way is fine, his charm and intelligence were never doubted and we need 20 more of him. He is the type of person I would go for a pint of black with IRL, and I can't say that about most on this website. He has big balls, and I hope he realises the importance of the role he plays on WP, and that the content people here are hugely protective for him.


Show your support for The Fat Man's candidacy by stuffing your neighbourhood rodent with seasonal delights
I'd like to present this humble offering in great anticipation of your triumphant appointment. ˉˉanetode╦╩ 04:18, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

Policies and guidelines I have proposed[edit]

  • WP:BLINK. Want to sweep that embarrassing, hurtful and acrimonious discussion under the proverbial rug but find courtesy blanking a trifle severe? Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you courtesy blinking!!
  • WP:NCA. It stands for Non-consensual adminship. Do you tire of those qualified candidates who continually reject the community's pleas to run for administrator out of pure selfishness and spite? This process (er, I'm still working out the details) explains how "no" really means "yes."

Hardcore pornography[edit]

thumb|left|200px|A shockingly graphic depiction of the act of self abuse.