User:Saint Deraj

Saint Deraj: By Immutable Oath– Daddy, Official Manservant, And Interactive Novelty (BIO-DOMAIN) of μ The Cat...

This role is obviously prestigious, and an all-consuming commitment that entails constant readiness to serve. Whenever called upon, it demands my full attention for as long as necessary to exhaust all of μ’s surplus energy. However, being a cat, Her Majesty is built for sprinting, not marathons, so such sessions never exceed an hour. By the same token, even without exercise μ is designed to sleep 75% of the day.

To fill the napping hours, I thought I might become an aspiring Wikipedia editor. Hey, look at that– I’ve done so already! Seems that being an aspiring editor (or anything else) is an incredibly achievable goal. Now I guess we’ll see if I can ever get past aspiring. Stand by.