User:Probably not a pigeon

Note: This account is a clean start due to past tomfoolery.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Birds.

Emergency user slap button

Editors: Use this button if the user is malfunctioning. (direct link)
Editors can report should be condemned to the stocks a malfunctioning user to the village stocks.

Hello. I am a real human. I edit Wikipedia with my normal human fingers. I like small edits. I like big edits. Edits are like seeds. I like seeds, and I like edits. I can be stupid sometimes, bird brained, one could say (however they would be wrong if they said that because I have a very normal human brain). Humor me. If I respond slowly, thats because I hunt and peck the keyboard.

Favorite food: Valley Farms Fruit Nut & Berry Wild Bird Food

Topics of interest: ~~Men~~, bugs, dirt, clouds, proper citations

Birthday: November 25th. If it is not November 25th, it is not my birthday.

Hobbies: Editing Wikipedia

⚠️Please feed me ripped up hotdog buns as a reward instead of a barnstar. I frequently try to eat shiny objects and I will choke⚠️