User:MrsJohansen

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en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

SoE

This user is a speaker of Southern American English.

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LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

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The Basics

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user is female.

This user believes in God.

This user prays.

This user believes the First Amendment was written to protect freedom of religion, not abolish it.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place if everyone respected everyone else's freedom of belief.

This user is interested in the debate over the separation of church and state.

This user is an educator.

This user is a musician.

This user supports action to stop violence against women, particularly on December 6.

General Silliness

This user was born in the Year of the Dragon.

龍

This user is a Sagittarius.

This user loves the Spring.

This user loves sunny days

This user loves the Autumn.

This user loves the Winter.

This user loves rainy days.

This user loves snow days.

This user likes foggy days.

This user loves thunderstorms.

This user believes in Santa Claus.

My Opinions on Correct English Usage

y'all

This user believes that y'all is a real word, but ain't isn't one.

~~ain't~~

y'all

This user thinks y'all serves a useful purpose as a second-person plural pronoun, and would like to see y'all use it more often.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

This user thinks good grammar is sexy.

Fangirl Stuffs

ﬁreﬂy

This user is a Browncoat.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

LOTR

This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

JK	This user is a Jedi Knight and believes in Jediism.

=D

This user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.

You Might Be a Redneck If...

This user is a fan of Jeff Foxworthy.

This user knows Who's on First.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

I

This user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

Game Time!

This user is a Board Game Geek.

This user has a thing for meeple.

This user settled Catan.

This user plays German-style board games.

This user likes to do crossword puzzles.

This user likes jigsaw puzzles

BSW

This users enjoys playing in the BrettspielWelt.

POGO

This user is a Club Pogo member and their screen name is BrennendeLyst

Murder...

This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner.

This user plays Axis & Allies.

This user plays Diplomacy.

This user enjoys playing Connect Four.

This user will slaughter you mercilessly in Risk.

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

This user enjoys playing Tafl games.

Cards

This user enjoys playing card games.

This user plays
Paper and pencil games.

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

This user is a Dungeon Master.

CN

This user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."

D&D

This user knows that Elves are superior to Dwarves.

Serenity

This user plays Serenity.

宁静
萤

This user likes to play the Serenity RPG

This user is a fan of Role-playing video games.

This user is addicted to video games.

This user mashes buttons. Real hard.

This user is a fan of
first-person shooters.

cvg-4

This user is an expert gamer.

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This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user uses Steam for digital distribution.

This user's SteamID is DarthPrefectsGirl.

This user identifies as a girl gamer.

TR	This user loves the Tomb Raider series.

This user is a vault dweller

This user's favorite character from the Mario series is Mario.

This user enjoys playing
Assassin's Creed.

COD4

This user enjoys playing
Call of Duty 4.

	This user believes the cake is NOT a lie, but in fact tastes very good.

This user has played all the Age of Empires games.

EE

This user has taken the world in Empire Earth

BioShock

This user is in search of Rapture.

MC	This user plays Minecraft.

This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube.

This user prefers the Wii and the Xbox 360 over the PlayStation 3.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

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(Nintendo)
This user still enjoys the Nintendo Entertainment System.

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This user games with an Xbox 360 Controller on their PC.

Miscellaneous

This user plays baseball.

My local professional sports franchise can beat your local professional sports franchise!

This user plays softball.

This user enjoys
pistol shooting.

This user is a musician.

This user sings Soprano I in a choir.

This user can and does compose music.

This user knows intermediate
music theory.

This user plays the piano.

This user plays the horn.

This user is a percussionist.

This user plays the clarinet.

This user plays badminton.

This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user prefers the topping-free purity of cheese pizza.

This user loves pizza.

This user likes to eat chicken parmesan.

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

THIS USER LOVES ANIMALS ! ! !
They're delicious...

This user eats way too much Quiche

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats popcorn.

BAM!

This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

This user loves oranges.

This user loves to eat pineapples.

If they had their little way, this user would eat peaches every day.

This user eats strawberries.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user believes that the world needs more pancakes. They make everything better.

This user loves macaroni and cheese.

This user likes waffles.

This user enjoys eating corn.

This user loves bacon!

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats ham.

This user eats steak.

O

This user enjoys their steak Overcooked.

This user loves cheesecake.

AUN

This user loves pretzels from
Auntie Anne's

This user likes Starburst candy.

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

This user likes pie.

K

This user loves
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts

K

This user loves History!

This user is interested in the American Revolutionary War.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is interested in Genealogy and has started plotting their family tree.

math-3

This user can contribute with advanced mathematical skills.

ax²+bx+c=0

This user likes algebra.