User:Mac428

A space pirate and smuggler from an early age, alongside his partner (the non-gay kind) Jewbacca. One mission involved taking an old guy, a whiney farmboy, and two gay robots to some lame planet that had no weapons like they were some kind of taxi driver.

Likes

• Guns
• Smuggling
• Mercenary work
• Women
• Strippers
• Early seasons of the Simpsons
• Sith

Dislikes

• Dr. Phil
• George W Bush
• New seasons of the Simpsons
• Jedis
• Trekkies