User:JackofOz/PENISS

Our motto: "It's only hard if you make it hard"		The PENISS Prize
		On behalf of the People Encouraging Niceness (and/or Eschewing Nastiness) In Society Society, you are hereby awarded: The PENISS Prize. The PENISS Prize is the highest (and sole) honour in the gift of The PENISS Society and is awarded irregularly, on merit. It entitles the awardee to the postnominal letters P.E.N.I.S.S. (in appropriate contexts, of course). It confers automatic membership of the Society, and it thus bestows the power to award the prize to others*, and they to others, in perpetuity. Remember, the more PENISSes in the world, the better for all of us. What a nice thought. Please continue your good work! * To present this award to others, simply type {{subst:User:JackofOz/PENISS}} on their talk page, and then sign and date your post.