User:JackofOz/Cool names of real people
Some of these names were made up, but they still belong(ed) to real people and they're still cool (or, in some cases, somewhat ridiculous).
A[edit]
B[edit]
- Ignatius Babbage-Hockey
- Platt D. Babbitt
- Ben Bag-Bag
- Beans Balawi
- Volant Vashon Ballard
- Canaan Banana
- Constant Bar
- Mahogany Barbee
- Jesus-Christ-came-into-the-world-to-save Barebone
- Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone
- Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barebone, shortened to Praise-God Barebone
- Stringfellow Barr
- Decimus et Ultimus Barziza
- Curvaceous Bass
- Fakhri A. Bazzaz
- Shamus Beagelhole
- Tanqueray Beavers
- Spindrift Beck
- Lyriq Bent
- Bernard Bernard
- François Billetdoux (= Francis Love-Letter)
- Victory Birdseye
- Joseph Bismuth
- Petrowitsch Bissing
- Ali Bitchin
- Karl Bitter
- Ofspring Blackall
- Persimmon Blackbridge
- Holbrook Blinn
- Brooks E. Blitch III
- Ricky Blitt
- Jekuthiel Blitz
- Hunt Block
- Ben Blood
- Elbert Bloodgood
- Moon Bloodgood
- Srully Blotnick
- Carroll Parrott Blue
- Violet Blue
- Ponty Bone
- Isaac Bonewits
- Jacques-Roger Booh-Booh
- Young Boozer
- Brian Brain
- Boso Breakspeare
- Rembrandt Bugatti
- NoViolet Bulawayo
- Odd Bull
- Ole Bull
- Benedictus Buns
- Royal H. Burpee
- Menella Bute Smedley
- Farquhar Buzzard
C[edit]
- Jerónimo de Cáncer
- Accademico Bizzarro Capriccioso
- Mario Castelnuovo-Tedesco (= Mario Newcastle-German)
- Waddill Catchings
- Roxroy Cato
- Tankerville Chamberlayne
- Robert Chef d'Hôtel
- Kitty Chiller
- Fanny Chmelar
- Putt Choate
- Thursday October Christian I and II
- Mary Christmas
- Bubbles Chwat
- Jazzmar Clax
- Green Clay
- Scipio Clint
- Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
- Bente Clod
- Devante Clut
- Honey Cocaine
- Albert Auguste Cochon de Lapparent (= Albert Auguste Pig of the Apparent)
- Geoffrey Hornblower Cock
- Hiawatha Coleridge-Taylor
- Hendrik Conscience
- Shitavious Cook
- Parzival Copes
- Maverick Couch
- Quest Couch
- Dr Cyclone Covey
- Fidelity Cranbrook
- Lorraine Crapp
- Orion Creamer
- Sir Cresswell Cresswell
- Cooper Cronk
- Bartley Crum
- Buck Crump
- Casper Crump
- Pleasant Crump
- Maurice E. Crumpacker
- Carlester Crumpler
- Alkapone Cruz-Balles
- Lilia Cuntapay
- Paula Cwikly
D[edit]
- Diesel Daigle
- Edwidge Danticat
- Ding Darling
- Amor De Cosmos
- Dorrit Dekk
- Rudolf Del Zopp
- Branko Despot
- Alfred Deutsch-German (= Alfred German-German)
- Bufus Dewberry
- Jackie Diamond Hyman
- Taco Dibbits
- Dorne Dibble
- Diddo Diddens
- Anurag Dikshit, Sheila Dikshit and other Dikshits
- Linh Dinh
- Roman Dirge
- Jetta Disco
- Farhad Ahmed Dockrat
- Creflo Dollar
- Bamboo Dong
- Drake Doremus
- Crescent Dragonwagon
- Dominique Dropsy
- Ezra Drown (who survived a shipwreck)
- Fokko du Cloux
- Maureen Dunlop de Popp
- Poopa Dweck
- Spike Dykes
E[edit]
F[edit]
- Bent Fabric
- Mae Faggs
- Orazio Fantasia
- Fyke Farmer
- Jacob Sloat Fassett
- Einar Grill Fasting
- Alpheus Felch
- Bonner Fellers
- Fairfax Fenwick
- Erby Ferby
- Future Destin Fidel
- Barron Field (author)
- Louis Mary Fink
- Fidelio F. Finke
- Fyvush Finkel
- Floyd H. Flake
- Jersey Flegg
- Motley Flint
- Vern Fonk
- Manning Force
- Odd Fossum
- Waldron Fox-Decent
- Harlene Freeezer
- Daisy Fried
- Ping Fu
- Fuxi Fuchsberger
- R & K Fuchshofer
- Argélico Fucks
- Cosmo Fujiyama
- Quenby Fung
- McKenzie Funk
- Metallus Lucullus Cicero Funkhouser
- Beat Furrer
- Bing Futch
- Herbert Fux
- Tosco Fyvel
G[edit]
- Jackson Galaxy
- English Gardner
- Garet Garrett
- Toss Gascoigne
- Galfry Gatacre
- Bassingbourne Gawdy
- Yegor Gaydar
- Fatu Gayflor
- Pershing Gervais
- Rebecca Getzoff
- Bully Gilstrap
- Johnny Ginger
- Cuthbert Girdlestone
- Igor Girkin
- Crump Glass (father of Ron Glass)
- Sir Florizel Glasspole
- Lud Gluskin
- Field Flowers Goe
- Itche Goldberg
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Peaches Golding
- Sheherazade Goldsmith
- Bobcat Goldthwait
- Peng-Peng Gong
- Sherry Gong
- Gorky González Quiñones
- Buzz Goodbody
- Gregers Gram
- Wolfgang Grape
- Malice Green
- Bunnatine Greenhouse
- Audrey Grevious
- Sir Harbottle Grimston
- Parry Gripp
- Eve Gruntfest
- Gun Grut (one of Ingmar Bergman's wives)
- John Wheeley Gough Gutch
H[edit]
- Dick Wick Hall
- Radiance Ham
- Hildegard Hammerschmidt-Hummel
- St. John Emile Clavering Hankin
- Joy Hardon
- Temple Hauptfleisch
- Kent Heckenlively
- Essex Hemphill
- Henry Henry
- Lexemuel Ray Hesler
- Hoot Hester
- Oswald Hinge
- Tommy Hinnershitz
- Precious Hipolito
- Ima Hogg
- Even Hammer Holmboe
- Baskerville Holmes
- Dorcas Honorable
- Mantle Hood
- Darlington Hoopes
- Tilman Hoppstock
- Monsterville Horton IV
- Girly Chew Hossencofft
- Johnny Hotbody
- Soviet Howie
- Huang Hong-cheng, Ah Cheng from Taiwan, World’s Greatest Man, God of Wealth, and President
- Sisley Huddleston
- Johannes Frederik Hulk
- Berquin Human
- Hercules Huncks
- Chubacca Hung
- Herbert Hunger
- Misty Hyman
I[edit]
J[edit]
- Ray Jackendoff
- Just Jaeckin
- James James
- Beethoven Javier
- Sir Strange Jocelyn
- Jinson Johnson
- Goodluck Jonathan
- Klement Jug
- Louis-Antoine Jullien (full name: Louis George Maurice Adolph Roch Albert Abel Antonio Alexandre Noé Jean Lucien Daniel Eugène Joseph-le-brun Joseph-Barême Thomas Thomas Thomas-Thomas Pierre Arbon Pierre-Manuel Barthélemi Artus Alphonse Bertrand Dieudonné Emanuel Josué Vincent Luc Michel Jules-de-la-plane Jules-Barzin Julio César Jullien)
- Bruno Junk
- Maya Jupiter
- Vallance Jupp
- Jerzy Jurka
K[edit]
L[edit]
- Tristan La Fontaine
- Exodus Lale
- Suttirat Larlarb
- Waugh Lauder
- Priest Lauderdale
- January LaVoy
- John le Fucker
- Darling Légitimus
- Puke Lenden
- Le Roux Smith Le Roux
- Scooter Libby
- Licoricia of Winchester
- Maria Liktoras
- Tinsley Lindley
- W. Lister Lister
- Liu Pinhan Handsome Salmon
- Lislebone Long
- Max Freedom Long
- Beatrice Long Visitor Holy Dance
- Tristan Loo
- Thorn Lord
- Stanko Lorger
- Louis Louis-Dreyfus
- Django Lovett
- Low Bin Tick
- Dequarium Lumpkin
- Bigas Luna
- Narcissus Luttrell
- Lumley Lyster
M[edit]
- Jingle Ma
- Maurice Manificat
- Wilma Mankiller
- John Gay Manlove
- Norman Bevis Many Fingers
- Richmond Manyweathers
- Scientific Mapp
- Mingus Mapps
- Bongbong Marcos
- Shackerley Marmion
- Master of the Annunciation to the Shepherds
- Wop May
- Unique Mayo
- Xerxes Mazda
- Psychology Maziwisa
- Ray McAnally
- Airwrecka McBride
- Likely McBrien
- Opheera McDoom
- Sinc McEvenue
- Bridget McEvilly
- Licorice McKechnie
- Precious McKenzie
- Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish
- Cosmé McMoon
- Kynaston McShine
- Kat McSnatch
- Constant Mews
- Miao Miao
- Michael Michael
- Frank Military
- Killick Millard
- Musk Ming
- Paris Miracle (Marilyn Monroe's half-brother-in-law)
- Fuifui Moimoi
- Voltaire Molesworth
- Quim Monzó
- Gisela Morón
- Fuzzbee Morse
- Karl Muck
N[edit]
- anyone with the given name Nail
- Narcissister
- Grim Natwick
- Neville Neville
- Summer Nicks
- M. Macha Nightmare
- Belgrave Ninnis
- God Nisanov
- Neal Nitz
- Shy Nobleman
- Burl Noggle
- Nervous Norvus
- Nik Novecento (= Nik Nine-hundred)
- Buzz Nutter
O[edit]
- Remco Obertop
- Oscar Obligacion
- Ron Obvious
- Wubbo Ockels
- Demetrio O'Daly
- OddsocksmcweirdoeltuttifruttiMrfartohellohippotamusbumIthinkwecanallliveincooperationasfreeindividualswithouthurtingourfellowsentientbeingsbutwewillhavetoworkonittheworldisforsharing
- Jack Offman
- Karl O'Lynch von Town
- Mont Ongley
- Godlove Stein Orth
- Qwominer William Osborne
- Leopold Óváry
- Wilberfoss Owst
- Ufuk Özbek
P[edit]
- Temple Painter
- Charlemagne Palestine
- Cherri M. Pancake
- Oxide Pang
- Kavalam Narayana Panicker
- Velvel Pasternak
- James Lloydovich Patterson
- Budge Patty
- Ponsonby Peacocke
- Cory Pecker
- Waltraut Peck-Repa
- João Peculiar
- Polycarp Pengo
- Coleridge-Taylor Perkinson
- Waverly Person
- Moron Phillip
- Ants Piip
- P Arsen Pispinis
- Morris Pleasure
- Snave Pluckpayres
- Thretton Palamo
- Peter Peter
- Mrs Philarmonica
- Hella Pick
- Lupu Pick
- Nimrod Ping
- Hazen S. Pingree
- Garland F. Pinholster
- Ginger Pinholster
- Offutt Pinion
- Felix Pipes
- Axel Poignant
- Horst Pock
- Spot Poles
- Napoleon Pop
- Faith Popcorn
- Eric A. Pot
- Handful Pour
- Sir Manley Power
- Will Power
- Christian Pravda
- Ratcliffe Pring
- anyone with the surname Pusmucans
- Buford Pusser
Q[edit]
R[edit]
- Rocco Racco
- Kermit Rainman
- Robert Rammer
- Epaphroditus Ransom
- Rasmus Rask
- Rik Ratchett
- Raphael Ravenscroft
- Cowasji Jehangir Readymoney
- Rockets Redglare
- Steele Retchless
- Bong Revilla
- Branch Rickey
- Bullabeck Ringblong
- Velcrow Ripper
- Rudolf Rocker
- Roger Roger
- Jerônimo Dix-Sept Rosado and his younger brother Jerônimo Dix-Huit Rosado (Jerônimo 17 and Jerônimo 18 Rosado)
- Ronald Rotunda
- Joan Roughgarden
- Desmond Rought-Rought
- Storm Roux
- Hans Ruin
- Arnold Ruiner
S[edit]
- Pius Sack
- Ali Salami
- Jerowinick Sandolph
- Squeegee Santillian
- Ángel Sauce
- Swede Savage
- Beethaeven Scottland
- Lazarus Seaman
- Semen Semenchenko
- Moon Moon Sen
- Courage Shabalala
- Waitstill Sharp
- Kermit Sheets
- Nadezhda Shitikova
- Olanrewaju Adigun Shitta-Bey
- Shō Shishō
- Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell
- Gary Sick, Gernot Sick, Helmut Sick, Ingo Sick and Max Sick
- Steele Sidebottom
- Joke Silva
- Yo Yo Honey Singh
- Bayram Şit (pronounced "shit")
- Moses Sithole
- Clotworthy Skeffington
- Roosevelt Skerrit
- Loki Skylizard
- C. Bascom Slemp
- Mongi Slim
- Vesto Slipher
- Jagger Slippery
- Seymour Slive
- Wouter H. Slob
- Bedřich Smetana (= Frederick Sour Cream)
- Rainbeaux Smith
- Kendrick Smithyman
- Azalia Snail
- Zerubbabel Snow
- Oswald Snowball
- Plantagenet Somerset Fry
- Dr Cuthbert Soup
- Sahara Sunday Spain
- Pervis Spann
- Fairy Sparkle
- Tumpsey Speeks
- Cliff Spink
- Hyron Spinrad
- African Spir
- Toni Spiss
- Leo Moses Spornstarr
- Pixie Stardust
- Equanimeous St.Brown
- Paprika Steen
- Phyllis Stein
- Stuart Stewart
- Pringle Stokes
- Job Eagles Stone
- John Stone Stone
- Pleasant A. Stovall
- Rolf Stranger
- Bibb Strench
- Broke-ass Stuart
- Mugs Stump
- Themetta Toddy Suggs (wife of Chuck Berry)
- Anil Surender
- Glenn Surgeloose
- Egbert Warnderink Swackhamer Jr
- Parke Swartzel
- Wager Swayne
- Coe Swobe
T[edit]
- Roar Tank
- Jerod Impichchaachaaha' Tate
- Julia Hunt Catlin Park DePew Taufflieb
- Woden Teachout
- Tillit Sidney Teddlie
- Cherries Waffles Tennis
- Jigme Thinley
- Lately Thomas
- Dox Thrash
- Noble Threewitt
- Eustace Tickell
- Lionel Tiger
- Pius Tirkey
- Jacques Tits
- Kitty Titsworth
- Louis Tobacco
- Tucker Tooley
- Roger Toothaker
- Dudu Topaz
- Ark Tribe
- Dick Trickle
- Linnaeus Tripe
- Laurel Trivelpiece
- Dolfi Trost
- Monroe Trout
- Bannister Truelock
- Beaton Tulk
- Adélard Turgeon
- Orville Turnquest
- France Winddance Twine
- Conway Twitty
U[edit]
V[edit]
- Rexella Van Impe
- Federal Vanderburgh (his father's idea; his mother acquiesced after objecting to the full name of "Federal Constitution Vanderburgh")
- Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck (She earned her Ph.D. with a dissertation about unusual names of Black schoolchildren)
- Fleetwood Varley
- Dolores Veintimilla (= Dolores Twenty-Thousand)
- Vendela Vida
- Adorée Villany
- Vernor Vinge
- André Vingt-Trois (= Andrew Twenty-Three)
- Clement Virgo
- Chance M. Vought
- Ocean Vuong
W[edit]
- Wadud of Swat
- Bernie Wagenblast
- Rhinelander Waldo
- Aloha Wanderwell
- Johanna Wanka
- Ernst Wanke
- Werner Wanker
- Brian Wankum
- Winter Warden
- Wallace Wattles
- Libby Sibly Waye
- Timberlake Wertenbaker
- Assia Wevill
- Athol Whimp
- Bulstrode Whitelocke
- Eliphalet Wickes
- Smith Wigglesworth
- Oscar Wiggli
- Waitman T. Willey
- Odd Winger
- C'mon Wingo
- Precious Wingo-Waller
- Odd With
- Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr.
- Warren Womble
- Bowie Wong
- Jiverly Antares Wong
- Rowsby Woof
- Wynkyn de Worde
- Kismet K Wragge
Y[edit]
- Kodiak Yazzie
- William T. Y'Blood
- Banana Yoshimoto
Z[edit]
Other[edit]
- Many of the people at List of people with reduplicated names
- [1]
- [2]