User:Deathphoenix/Deathphoenix's Laws
Deathphoenix's Laws[edit]
Law of Userboxes[edit]
The number of opinion-expressing userboxes on a user page is inversely proportional to the number of edits that the user makes to articles.
Contentious AfDs-to-Outraged Comments Ratio[edit]
An administrator who closes contentious AfDs will receive at least one comment for every ten contentious AfDs closed.
Ivory Percentage of School Article Deletion[edit]
A real post-primary school (such as a secondary school, college, or university) nominated for deletion has a 99 44/100% chance of being kept.