User:Baranxtu

Mmm, userboxes

This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible.

Oy, personal stuff... I wish I were better at describing myself.

But then again, what could be more suited to sum up a human being than a shitload of user boxes?

So, here they are:

Where Does This Come From?

This user comes from Austria.

This user lives in Germany.

More specifically, this user lives in Bavaria.

Getting Personal

The Basics

egoThis user is a deluded egomaniac.

This user is male.

This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.

This user identifies as gay.

This user is a slut.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair.

nonThis user is full of non sequiturs. Fix my saxophone!

... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

The Death Enablers

This user is not drug-free.

This user is a smoker.

This user drinks. Period.

This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

CokeThis user believes Pepsi is no match for Coke. Not even close.Pepsi

The Serious Opinions

This user supports gender equality.

This user supports equal rights for queer people.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

Wikipedia is not censored.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

SARCThis user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.

This user is a pessimist.

This user supports the European Union.

libThis user is a liberal.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

The Likes and Dislikes

1+1=3?This user does not understand mathematics.

This user is an omnivore.

?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

This user supports public transit.

This user is a bibliophile.

pornThis user enjoys pornography.

LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.

HPThis user is a Harry Potter fan.

This user does not care about driving.

The Hobbies

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user is addicted to video games.

APBRThis user thinks The Sims 2 is the best game ever.

fan-2This user loves the computer or video game Fable: The Lost Chapters.

B&WThis user likes to play God!

This user plays all the Elder Scrolls games.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

Linguistics 'n Stuff

Languages

deDieser Benutzer spricht Deutsch als Muttersprache.

en-4This user can contribute with a near-native level of English.

fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

sa-1एष उपयोजकः सरलेन संस्कृतेन लेखितुं शक्नोति।

Deva-4 झThis user has a near-complete understanding of the Devanagari.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

Grammar Pet Peeves

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.